Leo: Hey Red. Could you give these to your wife please, and tell her that I love her.
Red: I'll give her the message.
Red: Oh boy. You got a date for the stoners' ball.
Kitty: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, milk eggs coffee."
Dear Fax Machine, Thank you for being my only remaining connection to the dial-up sound and for reminding me… that once upon a time the internet was even more of a pain in the ass than it is now. Cody
Poisoned yogurt kills two girls in China;... →
State media says a woman confessed that she injected the yogurt with rat poison and asked a man to place it with notebooks on the road to the rival kindergarten in Pingshan county in Hebei province This is right disturbing.
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Obviously-Not-So-Obvious Life Tip #2
If it’s 1°C and pissing rain, you should probably wear something warm… not a mini skirt and a baggy cotton sweater.
Obviously-Not-So-Obvious Life Tip #1
Instead of bitching about too many junk newsletter/sale emails (i.e. Best Buy, Costco, etc.), try unsubscribing at the bottom of the email.
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